Wake up Like This:

When I take a shower at night, I wake up and my hair is pressed into all the wrong directions. My hair will shape well if its wet, which is part of the problem I have when I sleep on it and smash it in into a bedhead shape.

Not a good idea.

So then of course, I give myself two french braids to have nice beach waves in the morning...

... and get a weird you-braided-your-hair-last-night look because of the flat part on the top of my head that did not receive any braid. 

Yuck.

So then I go and realize I should just give myself octopus braids so that every hair is forced into some nice, kinky waves. 

Here is my instructional:

Sleep.
Get dressed.
Eat.
Do your makeup.
Take your hair out.

Then say hi to the world.